I can practically hear my parents’ voices in my head telling me, “Michael, it’s Christmas ... least favorite song from the soundtrack. Putting that aside, I absolutely love this movie ...

Thus begins my favorite Christmas song ever. There are two reasons why ... emotional with all the nuance and depth of a Lifetime movie. That’s before we even talk about how this dude singing ...

However, as two of my favorite Robert Zemeckis-directed Christmas movies continue to draw fire ... in which he appears as an elf singing my least favorite song from the soundtrack.